fridays letters

Dear Husband,

I know everyone writes their first letter to their husbands in their "friday letters," (their 3 x!) BUT I want you to know that I am really really proud of you and what you have done and accomplished the last couple of days. I love you!

Dear Work,

You are not fair to me. I will continue to suck up all this unfairness, but be warned: our relationship is going nowhere, and I'm gonna leave you. You're not even hot.

Dear Tootsie,

Thank you for somehow lasting for 3 years now as a little Ford Escort with a cord hanging out. You were only $500, and worth every penny. Keep it up!

Dear Butt,

Thank you for being totally hawt! I feel like you will be sexy no matter how big I get! And that is awesome!

Dear Messy House,

Yes...I neglect you. I do love you, but why are you so much work?

Dear Outfit Yesterday,

I liked you!!!! So did 7 instagram friends...and that's a big deal for me...er us.

Dear Babies,

....I'm hungry for you. To have! NOT eat...

Dear Mommy,

Have fun in Oklahoma! I think it will be just wonderful for you :) but I will still miss you :/