I know everyone writes their first letter to their husbands in their "friday letters," (their 3 x!) BUT I want you to know that I am really really proud of you and what you have done and accomplished the last couple of days. I love you!
You are not fair to me. I will continue to suck up all this unfairness, but be warned: our relationship is going nowhere, and I'm gonna leave you. You're not even hot.
Thank you for somehow lasting for 3 years now as a little Ford Escort with a cord hanging out. You were only $500, and worth every penny. Keep it up!
Thank you for being totally hawt! I feel like you will be sexy no matter how big I get! And that is awesome!
Dear Messy House,
Yes...I neglect you. I do love you, but why are you so much work?
Dear Outfit Yesterday,
I liked you!!!! So did 7 instagram friends...and that's a big deal for me...er us.
....I'm hungry for you. To have! NOT eat...
Have fun in Oklahoma! I think it will be just wonderful for you :) but I will still miss you :/